![]() ![]() JibJab is an American digital entertainment studio based in Los Angeles, California. Julia Spitz can be reached at 50 or Check or for the Spitz Bitz blog.Evan & Gregg Spiridellis at Entertainment Gathering 2010 These days ex-Nigerian diplomats and European lottery agents are having a hard time making it into inboxes across America thanks to the spate of messages claiming "You have received a greeting card from a Loved One!," "You have received a greeting card from a Classmate!," "You have received a greeting card from a Partner!" and "You have received a greeting card from a Family Member!"Ĭontrapfusion: The inability to figure out the difference between a cordless phone and a remote control, let alone whether the remote is actually the one that turns on the DVD player or the TV, or maybe the one that doesn't do anything except lower the volume on the stereo, or is it really a garage-door opener that somehow made its way into the living room? Who the heck knows? Just keep pressing buttons and see what happens.Ĭircuitous overload: Too many Spitzionary entries to fit in one column, which means more are coming Sunday. And while $10 million seems like a lot of money to your average nurse, teacher or firefighter, it's an insultingly paltry sum to be offered to star in a movie.Į-gregious behavior: Using e-greetings as an Internet spam scam. A celebrity gaining two pounds will have tabloids speculating about a pregnancy the loss of two pounds is proof of anorexia. Weight is also measured differently when you're Star fodder. A celebrity marriage that lasts two full calendar years is the equivalent of a regular couple marking a silver anniversary, and every 15 minutes of fame is worth a People cover. In much the way dogs are said to age roughly seven years every 365 days, famous folk have time standards the rest of us don't. ![]() By the way, that whole Norman Conquest thing was really bogus, and forcing someone to remember 1066 is tantamount to condoning the invasion of another country.Īccelebration: Measurement as it applies to celebrities. No essay questions about slavery or the Holocaust, thank you very much, and nothing on Indian genocide, either. If his suit goes forward, expect high school students to follow by insisting history tests cover only events that meet with their approval. Stephen Dunne said he refused to answer a question involving gay marriage rights because he doesn't endorse gay marriage. Le-gall defense: A concept pioneered by a lawyer wannabe who showed he's got what it takes by suing the Massachusetts Bar when he failed the exam. Unfortunately for latent lobster lifters everywhere, employees did notice and called police.īaaaaad behavior: What a young man from Sherborn was accused of, after police reviewed a surveillance tape from a local sheep barn.īook backburner: When a judge stops a library expansion project like Northborough's because the contractor that lost the bid to do the renovation work files a lawsuit. An Ashland man was accused of trying out the trick at Stop & Shop in Natick. Musseling your way in: Putting the price tag for a bag of mussels on $50 worth of lobster and hoping nobody will notice. ![]() Pitter-Potter of little feet: The stomping sound a pre-teen makes when given the news there are no tickets left for the next showing of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
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